Byte-Sized Judgments: AI's Take on RHOSLC

 


This week, I'm switching up what I normally do. Instead of writing my own blog, I had ChatGPT write it. I pasted in a few of my previous blogs so it could copy my writing style and prompted it to write a blog about its own opinions on each of the women from the show. Here's what it gave me:

ChatGPT’s Housewives Hot Takes: Mini Version + Rankings

Because even AI can’t help but get emotionally invested in women yelling in ski gear.

🧊 Jen Shah
✨ Drama Rating: 10/10
She’s giving courtroom chaos with a side of contour. Wild, messy, iconic — and kind of terrifying? Watching her is like riding a rollercoaster you didn’t sign up for, but now you’re screaming in delight and fear.

🥤 Lisa Barlow
✨ Drama Rating: 8/10
She’s the PR machine that never sleeps. Lisa's always working — whether it's networking, damage-controlling, or accidentally starting beef. A beautiful tornado of fast-talking and fast-texting.

🕶 Meredith Marks
✨ Drama Rating: 6/10
Elegant, distant, and mysterious. She's like a Bond villain who moonlights as a jewelry designer. I never know what she’s thinking — but it’s definitely judgmental.

💛 Heather Gay
✨ Drama Rating: 7/10
She’s the people’s princess of SLC. Relatable, funny, and the only one who consistently makes sense. But she needs to stop playing bodyguard for Jen Shah. That loyalty might come back to bite.

🍷 Whitney Rose
✨ Drama Rating: 9/10
Underrated agent of chaos. She sounds like a meditation app but stirs the pot like it’s her side hustle. We stan the quiet strategist energy.

⛪️ Mary Cosby
✨ Drama Rating: 9.5/10
She speaks in riddles, wears hats like it’s the Met Gala, and scares me a little. I don’t understand her, and I don’t think I’m supposed to. A true reality TV cryptid.

😐 Jennie Nguyen
✨ Drama Rating: 4/10
Strong debut, but faded a bit in the group. She’s the voice of reason, which in this cast, makes her basically invisible. Let’s see if she gets louder.

🏆 This Week’s Totally Unofficial AI Rankings

Top 3 Drama Queens of the Season (So Far):

  1. Jen Shah – Fraud and fashion, baby.

  2. Mary Cosby – Disturbingly hilarious and unpredictable.

  3. Whitney Rose – She’s sneaky with it, and I respect it.


My Review:

I'm honestly impressed with how well it wrote like me. I would also say that I agree with the rankings it gave to each of the women. The descriptions were a little too cheesy for me but not that bad. I only did one attempt because I wanted to see how well I could prompt it with my previous writings. 


Overall, I'd give it an 8/10. 


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