Real Housewives Recap: Salt Lake City

  Chaos Creators vs. Vibe Protectors This episode was a rollercoaster of energy, and the cast was clearly split between those trying to stir the pot and those trying to keep the lid on. Let’s break it down: 🧨 Chaos Creator: Mary   Mary was all over the place in this episode. She hosted an Italian cooking class and told everyone to dress in Italian streetwear, whatever that means. She then decides punished Whitney for not answering her FaceTime calls by demanding she show up in full mafia attire... and then got mad when she didn't even though everyone else was on a different theme. At dinner, she wouldn’t let Whitney get a word in and dropped a condescending “little girl” that set the tone for a full verbal takedown. Also add on a dozens of nasty texts and a meltdown when Meredith comforted Whitney instead of her? Mary girl, get it together. 🧘‍♀️ Vibe Protector: Meredith Meredith is trying, okay? She plans a peaceful girls trip to Vail and wants everyone to get alon...

  Episode 8: A Wolf Pack of Secrets Listen, not every episode can be unhinged and a mess of screaming and arguing, and unfortunately, this week's episode will not win any Emmys. My original plan for this week was to rank the most dramatic housewives from this episode, but after watching it, I've decided to change it up and rank who gave me the least to work. The rankings will go from "somewhat entertaining" to "why am I watching this?". 1. Lisa - The Only One Doing Anything Lisa is the only reason this episode had a pulse. She hosted an event with her sons, stirred the pot between Jen and Whitney, and got some insider gossip about Mary's church. I've seen Lisa do way more in episodes but this week I am just grateful she at least gave me something. 2. Jen - Overreacting for the Cameras (Again) Jen's most interesting moment this week was yelling at Lisa for bringing up something that apparently was not supposed to be talked about on camera ( normal...

  Who Stirred the Pot the Most? A Definitive Ranking     This week I will be ranking who I feel caused the most drama in the episode. I will be leaving out some women who didn't play a big enough role to be ranked, but I'm sure their time will come soon. 5.  Jennie: The Unintentional Stirrer Jennie wasn't actively trying to start drama this episode, but she still managed to anyway. While Lisa and Mary were fighting before the girls went tubing, Jennie stepped in and yelled at everyone to STFU, which then led to an argument with Mary. She later apologizes when they all sit down for a meal and explains that she was just having a rough day and they all forgave her. Unfortunately, she still made my list.  4. Lisa: The Master Manipulator  Lisa loves to act as if she is above the drama, but if we are being honest, she is the one who causes most of it. She spent this episode pretending she wasn't mad at Whitney, downplaying her involvement in the Angie drama, and ...

  Episode 6: Sex, Lies, and Sister Wives In honor of the Oscars happening this past Sunday, I am going to be giving out awards for this week's episode of Salt Lake. The Most Delusional Quote: Duy, Jennie's Husband 🏆 "Why if we get a sister wife?" The topic that got the most screen time from this week's episode was Jennie and her husband Duy's disagreement on having more kids. Jennie is completely against the idea and Duy's solution was to suggest to her that they get a surrogate or a sister wife (Yes, he suggested they become polygamists). Jennie honestly kept her composure pretty well when Duy brought this up considering the fact her husband of 10+ years just suggested bringing another woman into their marriage so she could give him more children. To sum up the rest of the conversation, Jennie told him "No. Absolutely not." and walked away. This is kind of a crazy storyline for someone new to the show this season and I'm hoping for a Duy ap...